Woodworker

Mortise and tenon... Check!
Buttjoint não mas (em português) temos aquele caso do parafuso coiso de porco que dá na mesma, portanto... Check!
Dovetail... Check!
Mention IKEA and go pffff... Check!
Mas há tupias sem ser DeWalt!!!?
No stinking car in garage... Check!
Saving scraps of wood... SO check!
Friends and relatives asking favors... Check!
Spending money and time making something I could buy way cheaper... Check!

Definitely a woodworker.